Blood and Guts

Exciting day in my world!
I wore my fatty jeans to work today.
This morning they fit fine and dandy.
By second hour...I had them unbuttoned.
By the end of the day...the were unzipped!
I swear the kid grew...literally every second today.

I came home and of course it's a busy evening.
Tammy dropped Leslee off at soccer.
Ashlee and I made dinner.
UNTIL...
I sliced the tip of my thumb off with a Pampered Chef knife!
Then BJ took over and finished dinner.
Yes...blood, cut nail, flapping skin...I almost passed out.
It stopped bleeding eventually and Melissa bandaged me up.
I lost my appetite though.
This is why Tammy doesn't like me cooking.
I don't blame her.